Interview with the Chollima II
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Last time we saw a Chollima was in March, when he tried to hack me using one of the most creative malwares I’ve seen lately.
He failed. We tricked him into joining a meet with me, and he was mocked and recorded.
We knew it was only a matter of time before they sent a bigger, meaner Chollima back looking for payback.
But there’s something worse than a big, bad Chollima.
And that’s two Chollimas.
Intro: Hack-A-Mole
You may think the Lazarus guys have it hard. Long working hours, a buggy boss who wants to nuke the world from time to time, some weirdos from the Quetzal Team calling you names like wet wipe or muppet, hurting your little nuky feelings. So far away is that dream life of being a government hacker superstar, working under the guise of evil cyber geniuses.
But there’s someone who has it worse. North Koreans who actually have to work for …
He failed. We tricked him into joining a meet with me, and he was mocked and recorded.
We knew it was only a matter of time before they sent a bigger, meaner Chollima back looking for payback.
But there’s something worse than a big, bad Chollima.
And that’s two Chollimas.
Intro: Hack-A-Mole
You may think the Lazarus guys have it hard. Long working hours, a buggy boss who wants to nuke the world from time to time, some weirdos from the Quetzal Team calling you names like wet wipe or muppet, hurting your little nuky feelings. So far away is that dream life of being a government hacker superstar, working under the guise of evil cyber geniuses.
But there’s someone who has it worse. North Koreans who actually have to work for …