North Korea's Safari: Poaching for Gophers
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North Korea's Safari: Poaching for Gophers
DPRK's Vibecodemaxxing Guide
Mauro Eldritch and Jose
Mar 05, 2026
Poaching is bad, let me repeat myself.
But do you know what’s worse? People who build malware.
And even worse than them? People who build malware for dictators.
But why stop there? Far below that moral abyss, something else lurks: equinopods (pony-heads) with weird haircuts that committed the worst sins in this land.
The first, in a Borgesian way, was never being happy. Ever.
The second (and for me, unforgivable), to vibecode malware. Not even being capable of building your own malicious code, failing miserably at being evil and yet, somehow, still getting the punishment.
This is the story of how we met again with an old acquaintance: a malware written vibecoded in Go by our best sponsor, Famous Chollima.
And how we punished them back for weaponizing clankers.
ClickBreakFix
In the last year, our friends enriched their theatrical scripts, which included fake job interviews and simulated …
DPRK's Vibecodemaxxing Guide
Mauro Eldritch and Jose
Mar 05, 2026
Poaching is bad, let me repeat myself.
But do you know what’s worse? People who build malware.
And even worse than them? People who build malware for dictators.
But why stop there? Far below that moral abyss, something else lurks: equinopods (pony-heads) with weird haircuts that committed the worst sins in this land.
The first, in a Borgesian way, was never being happy. Ever.
The second (and for me, unforgivable), to vibecode malware. Not even being capable of building your own malicious code, failing miserably at being evil and yet, somehow, still getting the punishment.
This is the story of how we met again with an old acquaintance: a malware written vibecoded in Go by our best sponsor, Famous Chollima.
And how we punished them back for weaponizing clankers.
ClickBreakFix
In the last year, our friends enriched their theatrical scripts, which included fake job interviews and simulated …